My friend Carter turned me on to an awesome Twitter account to follow last week. It’s called @fanfiction_txt and basically it just randomly tweets quotes from badly written fan fiction.
I LOVE IT. It puts the funniest pictures in my head. I wish I could draw them all, but you’ll have to settle for just a couple that really killed me.
Amazing, the WTF-ery you can find. The one that I just can’t get out of my head though was this one:
LMAO! It kills me! Why? BECAUSE DRUGS.
As Carter says, it explains so many things.
And now I can’t stop saying it.
Seriously. I’m addicted to saying it. I find myself looking for any reason whatsoever to use it as a response. Preferably shouting.
Like at meetings..
… or during a random eavesdrop…
I need help. This could get ugly.
Anyway, while I’m off trying to get over this strange form of fanfiction_text-induced Tourette’s, you may want to check it out. :)