Eye, Eye, Captain! I May Be Switching Careers Soon.

Help! Eek! I woke up this morning to the nerve-wracking discovery that there’s something wrong with my eye. It’s all red and swollen!

It could be just a sore eye - or some irritation. But of course since I’m cursed with a wild imagination I have all these scenarios in my head now… most of them ending like this:

… which of course means I’ll have no choice but to switch careers…

Because really.. what else does a one-eyed person do? Well, I suppose I’m in the right country for this new and potentially lucrative career… but STILL! 

HELP!

Anyway I suppose I should make an appointment with the doctor before jumping to conclusions and buying a ship and so forth… 

Wish me luck!

Update (6 hours later): Eye’s still red. Can’t see the doctor til tomorrow but I have DROPS! Also, people who suspect I have sore eyes are acting a little cray cray.

They’re so gonna walk the plank when I’m a pirate.

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