Help! Eek! I woke up this morning to the nerve-wracking discovery that there’s something wrong with my eye. It’s all red and swollen!
It could be just a sore eye - or some irritation. But of course since I’m cursed with a wild imagination I have all these scenarios in my head now… most of them ending like this:
… which of course means I’ll have no choice but to switch careers…
Because really.. what else does a one-eyed person do? Well, I suppose I’m in the right country for this new and potentially lucrative career… but STILL!
Anyway I suppose I should make an appointment with the doctor before jumping to conclusions and buying a ship and so forth…
Wish me luck!
Update (6 hours later): Eye’s still red. Can’t see the doctor til tomorrow but I have DROPS! Also, people who suspect I have sore eyes are acting a little cray cray.
They’re so gonna walk the plank when I’m a pirate.
- fabafter40 posted this