Was it just me, or was this week’s episode of True Blood funnier than usual? Maybe they were making up for last week’s ickiness. Or maybe not. Whatever the case, it cracked me up. Here are my top 3 LOL moments:

1. Pam being all amused that she turned Tara into the Tasmanian Devil

Okay actually even Tara zipping around and bouncing off walls was pretty funny, but Pam’s amusement (and did I see a bit of pride in there?) was much funnier. Because yes folks, it’s official — the Tarazmanian Devil is just as annoying undead as she was alive.

2. Reverend Newlin’s dancing

This was almost painful to watch. Super awkward. But in a funny way.

3. That Authority kid

OMG HE KILLED ME! Hahaha! Who the heck was that kid?? And what was with the pounding-fist-on-table overacting? I hope we find out his back story because I’m pretty sure he escaped from the House of Slytherin or something.

LOLs aside, it was a pretty good episode, and I’m looking forward to seeing more of the budding Bill & Eric bromance, among other things.

Til the next ep, Truebies. :) 

I’ma big True Blood fan (mostly because of Eric), so I was really happy to watch it again last night — but I’d forgotten how weird and gross it can be. Here are my top 3 icky moments from the Season 5 premiere:

1. Eric and his sister going all Cersei and Jaime

Much as I hate to complain about any scene that calls for shirtless Eric, this was just…ew. It felt like True Blood got all jealous of Game of Thrones so they decided to throw in a sorta-sister with a British accent so they could have their own little bit of incestuous fun that everyone could gab about. Yuck.

2. Marcus’ mom snacking on her son

I’m sure that there’s some sort of werewolf rule somewhere that says you’re supposed to do this to get his power or so he can go to WereHeaven or whatever, but YUCK! You don’t cry over someone and then EAT HIM 5 seconds later!!! WHO DOES THAT???  Well, Marcus’ family apparently. 

3. That friggin tooth on Sookie’s kitchen floor

I’m not sure what it says about me that I was more disturbed by that lone tooth than by the pool of Tara’s skull-blood in the previous ep —- but OMG that tooth really freaked me out!  Maybe it’s a by-blow of my fear of dentists… I don’t know. whatever. GAH!

And that’s it for today. I’m still mourning over annoying Tara’s apparent NON-DEATH, so I need some time to recover. 

Til the next ep, Truebies!